THE CAPITAL ALLOCATION DESK FOR MEMECOINS
EVERY COIN
HAS A DEV.
NOW EVERY COIN
HAS A CMO.
1B SUPPLY. ANY SUPPORTED PAIR. 0–4% TAX. 100% PROGRAMMABLE CREATOR REVENUE.
SHOW METHE ROUTER.
WHERE SHOULD YOUR CREATOR REVENUE GO?BPS / %
BUYBACKSBUYBACKSMARKET SUPPORT
30%HOLDERSHOLDERSCOMMUNITY DISTRIBUTIONS
25%USDG TREASURYTREASURYSTABLE RESERVES
20%DEV / OPERATIONSOPSPROJECT RUNWAY
25%TOTAL100% ✓
DEV PROMISES ARE DEAD.MAKE THE ALLOCATION BEFORE LAUNCH.LET THE CONTRACT EXECUTE IT.
THE PRODUCT THESIS
THE MARKET CREATES REVENUE.
THE POLICY DECIDES WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.
EVERY TRADE→PROJECT REVENUE→CMO→ALLOCATION POLICY
Launch a fixed-supply token, choose its market, set a transparent creator tax, then program every basis point of revenue. Pairing and allocation remain separate systems.
THE JOB DESCRIPTION
WHAT DOES A CHIEF
MEMECOIN OFFICER DO?
A normal CFO decides where a company’s money goes.
A Chief Memecoin Officer decides where a memecoin’s creator revenue goes.
Every $CMO-powered launch receives a predefined, publicly visible allocation policy.
CREATOR REWARDS
30%BUYBACKS25%HOLDERS20%TREASURY25%OPERATIONS
NO HIDDEN SPREADSHEET. NO “TRUST ME BRO.”
HOW THE DESK WORKS
ALLOCATE 100% OF CREATOR REVENUE
LAUNCH WITH CMO
THE CONTRACT ROUTES THE MONEY
DON’T TELL HOLDERS WHAT YOU WILL DO.
SHOW THEM WHAT THE CONTRACT MUST DO.
THE OLD MODEL IS BROKEN
DEV PROMISES
ARE DEAD.
“WE WILL BUY BACK”“WE WILL REWARD HOLDERS”“WE WILL BUILD A TREASURY”“WE WILL ADD LIQUIDITY”
WHY SHOULD HOLDERS
HAVE TO TRUST YOU?
LOCK IT IN.
LET THE CONTRACT EXECUTE IT.
THAT DOESN’TADD UP TO 100%.WHERE DID
THE FEES GO?NO MORE
TRUST ME BRO.
YOUR NEW EXECUTIVE
MEET YOUR CMO.
He doesn’t tweet. He doesn’t join the group chat. He doesn’t say “trust me.”
He looks at the numbers and asks one question:
WHERE IS THE MONEY GOING?
100% ACCOUNTED FOR
THE ECOSYSTEM TOKEN
$CMO
$CMO is the native culture / ecosystem token of Chief Memecoin Officer.
PLANNEDLAUNCH ACCESS
PLANNEDPREMIUM ALLOCATION TEMPLATES
PLANNEDGOVERNANCE
PLANNEDPROTOCOL FEE PARTICIPATION
PLANNEDTREASURY TOOLING
OPERATING ROADMAP
LAUNCH + CORE ALLOCATION
Fixed 1B supply · Pair selection · 0–4% tax · Initial liquidity · Revenue policy
ADVANCED LIQUIDITY
Programmable rebalancing and position management.
INVESTMENT TREASURY
Tokenized stocks and RWAs. Coming next.
REAL ASSETS REQUIRE REAL REVIEW.VERIFIED CONTRACTS. NO AUDIT CLAIMS.
READ SECURITYEVERY COIN HAS A DEV.
NOW EVERY COIN HAS A CMO.
STOP PROMISING WHERE THE FEES WILL GO. PROGRAM IT.
LAUNCH WITH CMOCREATOR REVENUE ALLOCATE 100% DEPLOY POLICY EXECUTE
THE CHIEF MEMECOIN OFFICER IS WATCHING THE BOOKS.